Hi guys,

I never make a (shit)post like this, but I just wanted to see if anyone saw my dad recently. His name is "Dave," and he left to get milk some three years ago. Me and my few dozen other siblings previously belonged to an Estonian gay couple, Amok and Ivan, but Dave took us in -- only to disappear a year later. He still sends child support through his Somalian hamster-run server business. He said he'd be back with milk any day and sent us a letter a few months ago saying he was busy milking a cow at 2 AM and he'd be back this winter. I've seen him drive past our home a few times, but sadly, there is no milk.

Does anyone know where he is? Our family is going through a tough time, and we really need him to come back.

I've attached his picture. Please let me know about his whereabouts.

Sincerely,
His daughter
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24.01.2024 - 09:15
 Zoe
Don't shoot ban the messenger!
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24.01.2024 - 09:25
I miss him tooo ((( i loved his presence and i miss it dearly. It reminded me of a gentle lovers embrace. The warmth of the setting sun as it softly caresses my skin. The comfort of my favorite body pillow (of Dave). The loving touch of an 80 stack of marines taking my open capital. Dave I miss you. Please come back
-A concerned citizen
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24.01.2024 - 10:08
I can start a "Go Fund Me" page.....
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24.01.2024 - 11:14
WTF MAN
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24.01.2024 - 14:02
I know his whereabouts. Any message you'd like to send him?
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24.01.2024 - 17:00
Написано от Zoe, 24.01.2024 at 09:15

Don't shoot ban the messenger!

I have an idea to save the game.. we should auction off your game chair everything 3 months
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24.01.2024 - 17:46
La silla.
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24.01.2024 - 20:22
SID IS THE IMPOSTER
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24.01.2024 - 22:07
Plot twist... Dave is nobody but clovis' alt. gg no re gx
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25.01.2024 - 03:10
 Zoe
Come home, Dave! I've found a cow and someone that can milk it. We have enough!



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25.01.2024 - 10:36
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25.01.2024 - 11:38
We all love u Zoe
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25.01.2024 - 12:40
Oh my word LOL
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25.01.2024 - 15:21
Написано от I_Hate_You_All, 25.01.2024 at 11:38

We all love u Zoe

Do you like gorillas.
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25.01.2024 - 20:28
Написано от I_Hate_You_All, 25.01.2024 at 11:38

We all love u Zoe

i thought jews arent allowed to be gay
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25.01.2024 - 21:52
Написано от sirivann, 25.01.2024 at 20:28

Написано от I_Hate_You_All, 25.01.2024 at 11:38

We all love u Zoe

i thought jews arent allowed to be gay


Zoe is a girl REEEEEEEE.
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26.01.2024 - 01:11
We miss you dave
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26.01.2024 - 03:57
Pelease Dave Milk me
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26.01.2024 - 09:49
Dave, I've got some milk, come back please, Zoe misses you
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27.01.2024 - 19:11
Welp
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29.01.2024 - 08:44
Написано от Tokugawa, 26.01.2024 at 16:37

Написано от sirivann, 25.01.2024 at 20:28

Написано от I_Hate_You_All, 25.01.2024 at 11:38

We all love u Zoe

i thought jews arent allowed to be gay

Sirivan I can kick your ass in realife

Bro I thought Canadians were nice XD
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30.01.2024 - 05:06
 Dave (Админ)
Написано от Zoe, 25.01.2024 at 03:10

Hi guys,

I never make a (shit)post like this, but I just wanted to see if anyone saw my dad recently. His name is "Dave," and he left to get milk some three years ago. Me and my few dozen other siblings previously belonged to an Estonian gay couple, Amok and Ivan, but Dave took us in -- only to disappear a year later. He still sends child support through his Somalian hamster-run server business. He said he'd be back with milk any day and sent us a letter a few months ago saying he was busy milking a cow at 2 AM and he'd be back this winter. I've seen him drive past our home a few times, but sadly, there is no milk.

Does anyone know where he is? Our family is going through a tough time, and we really need him to come back.

I've attached his picture. Please let me know about his whereabouts.

Sincerely,
His daughter


HELP

I've been abducted by some guy with a strange accent.

He claims to be a "software engineer" but I think he's really a CIA operative.

I met this guy at a conference in Vegas talking about the benefits of TypeScript, but when I tried to leave I felt a sudden sting in the back of my neck and quickly lost consciousness. When I woke up I was on this strange tropical island where I don't speak the language.

Now I can't find my way home.

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but what none can see is the strategy out of which victory is evolved.
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30.01.2024 - 07:53
Написано от Dave, 30.01.2024 at 05:06

Написано от Zoe, 25.01.2024 at 03:10





Oh wow that's a winning combo right there , hope you guys have a great time
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30.01.2024 - 08:46
 Zoe
Написано от Dave, 30.01.2024 at 05:06

Написано от Zoe, 25.01.2024 at 03:10

Hi guys,

I never make a (shit)post like this, but I just wanted to see if anyone saw my dad recently. His name is "Dave," and he left to get milk some three years ago. Me and my few dozen other siblings previously belonged to an Estonian gay couple, Amok and Ivan, but Dave took us in -- only to disappear a year later. He still sends child support through his Somalian hamster-run server business. He said he'd be back with milk any day and sent us a letter a few months ago saying he was busy milking a cow at 2 AM and he'd be back this winter. I've seen him drive past our home a few times, but sadly, there is no milk.

Does anyone know where he is? Our family is going through a tough time, and we really need him to come back.

I've attached his picture. Please let me know about his whereabouts.

Sincerely,
His daughter


HELP

I've been abducted by some guy with a strange accent.

He claims to be a "software engineer" but I think he's really a CIA operative.

I met this guy at a conference in Vegas talking about the benefits of TypeScript, but when I tried to leave I felt a sudden sting in the back of my neck and quickly lost consciousness. When I woke up I was on this strange tropical island where I don't speak the language.

Now I can't find my way home.



is that CLOVIS RAMIREZ?
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30.01.2024 - 12:49
Zoe best at war girl

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30.01.2024 - 22:57
Написано от Zoe, 30.01.2024 at 08:46

Написано от Dave, 30.01.2024 at 05:06

Написано от Zoe, 25.01.2024 at 03:10

Does anyone know where he is? Our family is going through a tough time, and we really need him to come back.

HELP

I've been abducted by some guy with a strange accent.

is that CLOVIS RAMIREZ?

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02.02.2024 - 11:16
Написано от I_Hate_You_All, 30.01.2024 at 12:49

Zoe best at war girl



the good girl
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03.02.2024 - 12:47
This post is hilarious. Thanks for posting. The best part:

"Me and my few dozen other siblings previously belonged to an Estonian gay couple, Amok and Ivan."
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