UN games provide a realistic simulation of modern diplomatic relations

*decent players pick the UN
*another decent player picks a relativl small country
*random players pick the rest
turn 1 strated
player 1:OH YEAH UN GAME
PLAYER 2:ALLY? ALLY? ALLY?
PLAYER 3:HOW DO U PLAY THIS
player 4:I DECLARE WAR ON PLAYER 5
player 5:COME AT ME BRO
player 5:PLAYER 6 ALLY?
player 6:DURR DURR K
*decent players bearly put a word out
turn 2 started;
*i bearly gave a damn about what the other players wrote beacuse the chat was flooded
turn 3 strated
player 1:UN PLAYER 3 ATTACKED ME WITHOUT DECLARING WAR PLS KILL
player 3:WHAT I DO WRONG? PLS TELL ME
*entire server allies player 2
*player 4 puts an half decent fight against player 5
player 5:UN PLAYER 4 STARTS ATTACK ME PLS DO SH**
player 6:I DECLARE WAR ON PLAYER 4
turn 4 started:
player 1:PLAYER 3 STOP ATTACK ME
*player 1 didn't even attack player 3
player 1:UN WTF YOU DO PLAYER 3 KILL ME PLS HELP
UN:allright..what have he done?
player 1:HE ATTACK ME WITHOUT DECLARE WAR
UN:heh..
player 4:YAY I HOLD YO CAP
player 5:WTF UN HE GOT MY CAP
other UN:meh...gotta do my sh** i guess
*one of the decent players took a coutnry from player 7,which dosn't know english
turn 5 strated:
player 7 surrendered
*UN guy puts down player 3
player 3:WTF HOW IS ME LOSE MY STUFF
player 1:PLAY BY THE RULES NEXT TIME FAGGET
player 3 left the game
player 3 dissconected
player 1:WOOO IM A **ING BOSS
*player 4 lost player 5's cap beacuse of player 6 and the other UN
other UN:player 4 the rules say that you don't take people's cap
player 4:WTF THIS GAME IS SH**
player 5:YOU SUCK AT LIFE
turn 6 started:
UN:player 1 i need those countries player 3 left with
player 1:**K YOU THESE ARE MINE
UN:the rules say so....
player 1:**K YOU GO TO HELL YOU IS BAD UN **K YO MAMA FAGGET
UN:sigh...
*player 5 lost his cap again
player 5:UN WHY U NO KILL PLAYER 4 U WORSE UN EVAR **K YO MAMA BIA**H NYGUH
other UN:ok son...
UN guy 3:WTF PLAYER 8 U ATTACKED MY SMALL A** COUNTRY WITH AN INCOME OF 3 I DON'T NEED AAHHHHHH
decent player:i declare war on player 8 for doing that
turn 7 started
*decent player takes 2 countries from player 8
player 8 surrendered
UN guy 3:DECENT PLAYER YOU FAGGET GIVE BAK COUNTRIE OR I LEARSTER U MAMA
decent player:fine...fine
*other UN gets player 5's cap back when player 5 does nothing to do so
player 5:YAH I GOT MY CAP BACK NO THANKS TO **ING GAY UN WHO KNOWS SH** WORST UN EVAR **K HIM
other UN:sigh...
player 6:PLAYER 4 DICTATOR WE MUST KILL HE
player 2:YAH!!!
*entire server other then the decent player allyfags against player 4
turn 8 strated
decent player left the game
decent player dissconected
player 4:WTFUALLALLYFAGME
player 5:YOUR A DICTATOR U MUST DIE FAGGET PLAY BY THE RULES
player 9:wasn't he allready doing that?
player 5:**K YOU **k YO MAMA HE WAS CHEATING ATTACK OTHER PLAYER IS ILLEGAL IN UN
player 4:WTF I DECLARED WAR ON YOU C**KSUCKING FAGGET B**CH H0M0 NYGUH
player 1:**K OFF FAGGET YOU ATTACKED FRIEND YOU DIE LIKE B**CH F**K YOU
player 2:KILL PLAYER 4 CUZ DICTATOR
turn 15 started
player 4:YAH I STILL LIVE B**TCHES
player 5:UN YOU B**CH NYGUH WHY U NO INTERFARE DIS GUY DICTATOR **K YOU MOMA U BAD UN LEARN TO UN GAME
player 2:BAD UN BAD UN
player 1:TERRIBLE UN YOU SUCK AT LIFE **K YOU U SUCK
player 9:but he was doing his job people
all players: **K YOU MOMA PLAYER 9 U TERRIBLE U DICTATOR WE DECLARE WAR ON U
turn 20 started
player 4 left the game
player 4 dissconected
*player 9 left the game when everyone declared war on him
player 5:YAY LETS ALLY END
player 2:ALLY END ALLY END ALLY END
player 1:ALLY END DURR DURR
UN:okay you get your ally ends
turn 25 started
*the ally end get's stalled for no reason
UN guy:AHHHHHHH
UN left the game
UN dissconeccted
i don't know what happens after that