Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying.......!!!
Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch
gave the tranny a spin and slid on into
The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb"
when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton
Well, my heart just dropped
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five
in an eighteen-wheeler
I never thought missing children could be so sexy
Did I say that out loud?