Hi guys,
I never make a (shit)post like this, but I just wanted to see if anyone saw my dad recently. His name is "Dave," and he left to get milk some three years ago. Me and my few dozen other siblings previously belonged to an Estonian gay couple, Amok and Ivan, but Dave took us in -- only to disappear a year later. He still sends child support through his Somalian hamster-run server business. He said he'd be back with milk any day and sent us a letter a few months ago saying he was busy milking a cow at 2 AM and he'd be back this winter. I've seen him drive past our home a few times, but sadly, there is no milk.
Does anyone know where he is? Our family is going through a tough time, and we really need him to come back.
I've attached his picture. Please let me know about his whereabouts.
Sincerely,
His daughter
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I miss him tooo  ((( i loved his presence and i miss it dearly. It reminded me of a gentle lovers embrace. The warmth of the setting sun as it softly caresses my skin. The comfort of my favorite body pillow (of Dave). The loving touch of an 80 stack of marines taking my open capital. Dave I miss you. Please come back-A concerned citizen
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I have an idea to save the game.. we should auction off your game chair everything 3 months
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Come home, Dave! I've found a cow and someone that can milk it. We have enough!  
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Oh my word LOL
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i thought jews arent allowed to be gay
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Zoe is a girl REEEEEEEE.
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Bro I thought Canadians were nice XD
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HELP I've been abducted by some guy with a strange accent. He claims to be a "software engineer" but I think he's really a CIA operative. I met this guy at a conference in Vegas talking about the benefits of TypeScript, but when I tried to leave I felt a sudden sting in the back of my neck and quickly lost consciousness. When I woke up I was on this strange tropical island where I don't speak the language. Now I can't find my way home. 
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Oh wow that's a winning combo right there , hope you guys have a great time
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is that CLOVIS RAMIREZ?
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This post is hilarious. Thanks for posting. The best part: "Me and my few dozen other siblings previously belonged to an Estonian gay couple, Amok and Ivan."
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